Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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