It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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