im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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