It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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