I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
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