If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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