Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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