It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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