Can i not drive my cunt home
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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