i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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