just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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