I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
either way he was missing a nipple.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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