why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I'm bleeding and have questions
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
