We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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