Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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