I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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