There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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