i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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