i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
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