where does the pee come out of this thing
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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