3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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