You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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