I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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