Non-Jews are for practice
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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