Dual....:-)
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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