So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
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