every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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