if i died would you start the facebook group?
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Hippo gnu deer
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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