You work out of a Hotel?
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
we're making bets on your personal life
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
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