so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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