Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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