1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Acid is not a monday night drug
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
Randomize
