Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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