Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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