nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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