We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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