There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
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