His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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