his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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