yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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