school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
They took my balls.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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