It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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