Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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