Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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