It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Fuck appropriateness.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Randomize
