I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
My penis needs a shock collar
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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