So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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