i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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