i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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