11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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