You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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