great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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