He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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