Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I take back everything I said about communal showers
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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