You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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