I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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