Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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